♥ Our table was already filling up with an array of britty confident thirty-something lawyers, bellowing with laughter and trying to outdo each other with the sort of flippant conversational sallies that are obviously tips of huge icebergs of legal and Zeitgeisty knowledge:
"How do you know if you're addicted to the Internet?"
"You realize you don't know the gender of your three beast friends." Haaar Waagh. Harharhar.
"You can't write full stops any more without adding co.uk." BAAAAAAAAAAA!
"You do all your work assignments in HTML Protocol." Blaaaaagh haehar. Braaaah. Hahah.
♥ "The point is you are supposed to vote for the principle of the thing, not the itsy-bitsy detail about this percent and that percent. And it is perfectly obvious that Labour stands for the principle of sharing, kindness, gays, single mothers and Nelson Mandela as opposed to braying bossy men having affairs with everything shag-shag-shag left, right and center and going to the Ritz in Paris then telling all the presenters off on the
Today program."
♥ Mark came whizzing up "whooosh fzzzzzzz" and asked me if I was ready to come down now.
Explained in whisper, had made mistake by coming on slope as skiing is v. dangerous sport - so much so that holiday insurance won't even insure it. Is one thing having accident that you could not foresee; quite another willingly putting yourself in an extremely dangerous situation, knowingly dicing with death or maiming, like doing bungee jumping, climbing Everest, letting people shoot apples off head etc.
♥ Maybe Magda is right. Maybe I just assumed that he was chucking me and he didn't mean that at all. Maybe in the car he was just upset about the whole snogging thing and wanted
me to say something and now he thinks I am avoiding him!! Am going to ring. That is the trouble with modern (or ex) relationships, there just isn't enough
communication.
♥♥♥ What is it about modern Singletons that only way they can have a normal relationship is if it isn't supposed to be a relationship? There's Shaz who isn't going out with Simon doing what couples are supposed to do, and me and Mark who are supposed to be going out not seeing each other at all.
"If you ask me people should not say 'just good friends' but 'just going out with each other,'" I said darkly.
"Yup," said Jude. "Maybe the answer is platonic friends combined with a vibrator.
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Bridget Jones The Edge of Reason by Helen Fielding.